A "Lady" is born: a woman wanted to take a giant pot from Oxxo as if it were "small" coffee.

Artisanal coffee shop.- A lady tried to steal a pewter pot full of coffee from the Oxxo, but she pretended to be charged as if it were a "small" coffee, and well, no, she didn't get away with it.

In a story that demonstrates the difficulties of living in society, a woman was recorded filling her enormous pot with coffee from the Oxxo vending machine, then attempting to pay as if she had simply filled a disposable cup.

In the video (which is pure gold), the enthusiastic customer is seen in the middle of filling up the coffee when, as she approaches the counter to pay for her “small coffee,” she is faced with the harsh reality.

“Don’t touch me, don’t touch me again!” the distinguished customer shouts when the employee tries to stop her from refilling the coffee as if it were holy water.

All for a cup of coffee… family

Already at the checkout, the cashier drops the bomb on her:

"Ma'am, they're going to charge you more than 10 refills... you're bringing a pot," which triggers a look of indignation we haven't seen since the best years of Televisa soap operas. In fact, this is the performance of national drama:

The outrage of “Lady Café” when they tell her they will charge her 10 refills pic.twitter.com/u89P1AodEU

— Adolfo Santino (@AldoGue75344439) June 5, 2025

After pretending to feel aggrieved, the woman responds in all seriousness: “It’s a small coffee… I emptied three glasses here,” creating a true ode to Mexican cynicism.

The scene ends with the employee warning her that they'll call the police, which provokes an emotional outburst from the customer, who, until 10 seconds ago, projected the calmness of someone who had just arrived at an all-inclusive hotel.

The moment has already gone viral on social media, reminding us that in this magical country anything is possible, even taking your pot to Oxxo... and believing that no one will notice.

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